Sunday, November 29, 2009

Lube Applicator?????

As if sex wasn't awkward enough now they have invented something to make things even more complicated.....

So while you fumble with a condom in the darkness (only to realize it won't go on because it's inside out) or if the bottle slips out of your hand and rolls under the bed you can now fuck around with an overpriced plastic syringe to help make your next sexual experience more erotic than a Rosie Odonnell sex tape. I'm going to order 10!

1 comment:

  1. Oh girl, it's shit like this that is turning me frigid in my old age. Nasty!